Chris Brown -- 1.5 Million Reasons to Hat

See that little car Chris Brown's getting out of? That's one of the most expensive pieces of automotive machinery on the planet -- an ultra-rare $1.5 million Bugatti Veyron ... and no one is more deserving than that guy (insert sarcasm here). Dude took his ride out shopping in Miami Beach this weekend -- where he proved that a 1001 horsepower motor will make everyone forget that pesky little incident back in February...